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  • Sea Kayaking in Croatia: Five Days Island Hopping

    Sea Kayaking in Croatia: Five Days Island Hopping

    From 60 metres out, I started to think that maybe the group of people on the beach might be naked. Their bodies were a remarkably consistent colour, all of them. Not a hint of fabric.

    There was nowhere else for us to land so we paddled closer. 

    Yep. Definitely naked. Three generations by the look of them.

    A hirsute, confident lady in her fifties sat on the pebbles, arms back, palms on the ground, legs bent at the knee. She was pointing it directly at the setting sun.

    We ignored them as best we could and aimed for the opposite end. They all stared at us as if we were the weirdos!

    Two kayaks pulled well up the beach, a sailing yacht anchored in the bay.  Beach is made of rounded white rocks and some peat.

    The beach was made of rounded-off white cobbles, peaty soil and a little orange sand. With so little tidal movement, there were established plants dotted all over.

    We pulled the kayaks to the tree line and put our tents up. After about 45 minutes the nudists departed – swimming back to a chartered yacht anchored in the bay.

    We now had the place to ourselves; we celebrated with a swim and many cans of beer.

    This was only day two.

    Map of our five-day kayaking route from Trogir to Split via Drvenik Veli, Drvenik Mali, Šolta and Čiovo, with overnight stops and daily distances.
    Day 1: 15.5 km; Day 2: 35.8 km; Day 3: 28.4 km; Day 4: 25.8 km; Day 5: 18.0 km.

    Planning your own kayaking trip to Croatia?

    This is the story of five days exploring the islands around Split with my friend Nick. 

    If you’re more interested in the practicalities, you can skip straight to the costs, equipment and advice at the end.

    Forty-eight hours earlier, Nick and I were tucking into a shepherd’s pie at his place in Bedfordshire, poring over weather forecasts and maps. We had booked a five-day self-guided sea kayak expedition with Red Adventures, a company based in Split, Croatia. They would provide us with kayaks, camping kit, maps and local advice. We were already on version two of the route owing to a substantial wildfire on the island of Brač. There was a stream of WhatsApp messages flying back and forth between me and Dejan, our guide.

    Croatia’s indented coastline seen through the aircraft window, with the orange engine in the foreground.

    Our flight was at 0620. As we approached Split airport, I recognised all of the places we planned to paddle to out of the window.

    Nick fast asleep mouth open on the plane.

    Nick can’t remember much about that.

    We were met by Mario from Red Adventures. I had wondered how we would recognise him, half expecting a man with a sign saying Robert and Nick. But actually, it was a Vauxhall Vivaro with two upturned sea kayaks on the roof that led us to him.

    Me stood in front of the Red Adventures vehicle with kayaks on the roof.

    He dropped us off at Lidl so we could stock up on essentials.  This was mostly beer and water, suncream, crisps, snacks and some tins of fish just in case.  

    The Red Adventures kit was then explained and handed over: two sleeping bags, two roll mats, two kayaks, three paddles and one tent.

    “Wait a minute,” I said.

     “We ordered two tents.”  

    A look of confusion swam across Mario’s face. He’d imagined this was a very different kind of trip. He drove back to Split to fetch us another tent while we put everything into dry bags and set up the kayaks.

    Kayaks and kit laid out on the beach before we set off.

    They were decent boats.  Well used but strong and plenty of life left in them.  They had rudders which neither of us had used much before.  We managed to fit everything in with space to spare and set off. 

    Day 1 – Trogir to Drvenik Veli

    The recommended route was to paddle out of Trogir Bay, follow the mainland coast for several kilometres and then cross to Drvenik Mali for a beach wild camp.

    Stopping for a rest - Nick holding the bow of my kayak, blue sea with some wavelets, buildings on the distant coast.

    I made a bit of a mess of that before we even left the bay.  Father Ted explains it much better than I ever could – it’s hard to tell if you’re looking at small rocks that are close by or big islands that are far away!  Without any real sense of where I was or what I was looking at, I’d changed route anticipating the islands were a lot closer than they actually were.  The map didn’t yet mean much to me without the familiar OS grid squares.  

    One of several motor boats that passed close by on this crossing. At least they waved at us.

    We found ourselves about 2km from land just as the wind picked up.  I should introduce the Croatian wind at this point.  Before we got there, we were told that the winds all have their own names.  I had given very little attention to this seeing as I live in the Lake District.  Surely wind is wind?  Wrong!  The wind we experienced on this crossing was Maestral.  Our guidebook says:

    “Although not dangerous as Jugo and Bura, it can be quite tiring and joy killer.”  

    It was indeed. We never felt at risk, but the waves were big enough to become the main event, and the headwind made it feel as if we were paddling uphill. We were still getting used to the boats, and on two hours’ sleep the crossing felt gruelling.

    We diverted around a headland into a village called Drvenik Veliki which, confusingly, has almost the same name as the island it is situated on: Drvenik Veli.  We were within sight of the island we were supposed to be going to – Drvenik Mali.

    Pulling the kayaks out of the water at Drvenik Veliki. A selfie with me in the foreground and Nick in the background.

    There was not a soul to be seen as we pulled the boats up the slipway.  Half a dozen fishing boats were moored, a couple of vehicles parked up.  

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    Not fancying the crossing, we spoke to Red Adventures for advice and within minutes, they had us booked into a smart, modern apartment (affiliate link) 100 yards from where we landed. €90 for the night, cash. A bargain under the circumstances.

    • Open apartment door leading onto a sunlit tiled balcony, with a vine-covered railing and village rooftops beyond.
    • Inside the one-bedroom apartment. Nick preparing his kit
    • Clean, modern bathroom with toilet and walk in shower.
    • Communal swimming pool
    • Nick sitting with a mug on the apartment balcony, overlooking village rooftops and a rocky hillside, with kayak paddles at his feet.

    I got the bed this time. Nick owed me after I took the caravan in a barn on our last trip.  He took the sofa.  

    Robert and Nick tucking into pepperoni pizzas and beers, seated next to the harbour with small boats in the background.

    That evening we ate like kings at Prsuta3 By The Sea, an authentic, busy little pizza restaurant.  Neither of us thought to take our torches with us. It was dark by the time we staggered home by the light of our iPhones.

    Day 2 – Drvenik Veli to Drvenik Mali

    We had breakfast from the bakery and then paddled clockwise around Drvenik Veli (the island).  This was a totally different experience, hardly any wind, flat seas and bright sunshine. We started to warm to the boats and I managed to get used to the gridless map we had been given.   

    The Blue Lagoon was teeming with motorboats and trendy young people so we left them to it and carried on.

    Clear turquoise water in a small cove on Drvenik Veli, enclosed by steep, layered rock walls and a shallow overhang.

    Just around the corner we found this little cove and stopped for some cliff jumping and snorkelling. 

    Taking it in turns to jump off the cliffs
    Salty Bay supermarket - closed on arrival.

    We aimed for the village of Uvala Borak over on Drvenik Mali hoping for lunch, but it was like a ghost town, everything was shut with no sign of re-opening.  

    Rare fillet steak, roast potatoes and grilled tomatoes on a plate, blue sea in the background.

    Things improved on the south coast where I enjoyed one of the top ten steaks of my entire life at Rina Mare even though the waiter did give us a lot of side eye for our damp clothing.  The padded upholstery was snatched off the chairs before we were allowed to sit down.

    Me in silhouette with head torch and a can of beer, stood on the beach at sunset, distant town lights on the other side of the water.

    We had an excellent evening, the family of nudists adding an extra layer of interest.  

    The campsite was very well used.  It’s a shame there has been so much toileting in the woods, Nick and I debated who might be responsible. My theory was yachties; Nick thought they would use the “heads” on board.  The issue was to be well and truly settled the following evening.  

     Stone table and seating area, clothes drying on an overhead line.

    Day 3 – Drvenik Mali to Šolta

    We stopped for lunch at Maslinica, an archetypal Croatian village on the island of Šolta. We landed on the beach, carefully avoiding swimmers and sunbathers, then walked down the narrow road past a bakery, numerous café-bars and tourist shops. The harbour water was pristine and teeming with small fish; the whole place had a great atmosphere.

    Selfie of me and Nick with the harbour of Maslinica in the background.   Bright sunshine, blue water, boats moored.

    After another steak and chips, we stocked up on essentials at the  supermarket. I noted with some satisfaction the young lad on the till bollocking a group of youths who tried to walk in wearing beachwear. I’d read about this on the internet: apparently, it’s a terrible faux pas here to go into shops uncovered.

    The wind really picked up as we headed out again.  This time it was coming from the south, meaning the waves not only hit us side-on but also had a good 100km of open sea between us and Italy to gain momentum.  The coastline was mostly sheer cliffs, we had to paddle 100m or so out from them to reduce the bounce back effect.   Progress was very slow, one wave in 20 was supersized and required us to make a sharp turn to try and take it head on.  

    The water was warm, it felt less threatening than the same conditions would in Scotland where we normally paddle.  I’d say it was 90% exhilarating, and 10% concerning.  I ended up paddling on full right rudder with most of my strokes on the left side to work against the driving waves.  Nick and I totally lost sight of each other in the troughs, and it was difficult staying a sensible distance apart.  

    Kayakers use the word “committed” at times like this. We had come a long way from the safety of Maslinica and were now more than halfway to our destination. Turning back would have been riskier than carrying on. Nothing for it but to try and stay upright, have eyes in the back of our heads and keep paddling forwards.

    I have quite a relaxed paddling style, which means I can let the boat pitch and roll beneath me without it affecting my centre of mass too much. It also enormously helped that the kayaks were heavily loaded with beer and fresh water after our supermarket stop. This meant they were far less easily bullied by the waves.

    We stopped for a rest twice when there were gaps in the cliffs.   There was not much signal and it was hard to get a refresh on the weather forecast.  

    Rough concrete-block buildings among pine trees above a small bay on Šolta, with a covered boat beside the path.

    We spent half an hour here trying to guess the purpose of these structures.  We agreed that, with no disrespect to the owners, this was not the kind of place a lady would ever visit consensually.    

    Eventually, we made it to Tatinja Bay.  Our guidebook suggested the middle “sleeve” for camping.  As soon as we turned 90 degrees to the waves, they picked us up and surfed us forwards.  The rudders made this excellent fun!  I rammed  the beach at cruising speed and partially capsized getting out.  We just sat there for 10 minutes, grateful to have made it.  

    Damp kayaking kit hanging from the branches of a fallen tree on the beach.

    There was a fallen tree on the beach which we used to hang our kit on.  The guidebook suggested camping on the stones, but we didn’t fancy that, so we explored the woods behind.  

    Deep stone lined pit with a deep layer of rubbish at the bottom.  My tent pitched next to the top of it.

    There was a deep, stone lined pit just behind the beach, I initially thought it was a water cistern, but I’ve since researched it and think it was a lime kiln.  There are a lot of them near where I live but they look quite different!  Sadly this one had been used as a landfill, mostly plastic marine waste but also general rubbish.  Things were not a lot better once we stepped into the woods – every clearing of the trees was covered in stained toilet tissue.  Someone had even threaded a loo roll over a twig for an extra degree of convenience!  The map showed a restaurant in the next bay but neither of us fancied climbing the steep, turd strewn path up through the woods so we decided to stay put.  

    Whilst we were unpacking, a sailing yacht anchored up 100m or so out into the bay.  A small rubber dinghy with an outboard motor separated from it and headed our way.  The waves were still substantial even in the shelter of the bay.  This made no sense at all, there was nothing for them here! 

    The penny dropped when they landed awkwardly and waddled into the woods behind us in a rather sheepish fashion. Three minutes later they were off, one of them deciding to swim back. I mentally saluted his commitment to hygiene and consideration for his cabinmates, if not for his visit to our beach.

    Five minutes later, a man and a woman swam ashore from the same yacht. They stood up in the shallow water and shuffled backwards onto the beach before taking their flippers off. They spoke English and, after a bit of awkward small talk, flippered away again in search of somewhere a bit more private.  

    Night scene looking out to sea through the branches of a fallen tree.  Moon high in the sky.

    We made the best of our home for the night.  Nick found an abandoned camping roll mat which we split in two and used to lie on our backs on the stones drinking beer and spotting shooting stars and satellites.  It was a magic moment, especially when the moon came out.  We were treated to distant thunder and lightning.  By the time the rain started we were ready for sleep.  

    Day 4 – Šolta to Čiovo 

    We had a good night’s rest and the weather was perfect when we woke up. We debated our options with our guide over WhatsApp. The forecast was still worrying, with strong southerly winds expected again, so the advice was to head back towards Split and remain in more sheltered waters. We were torn because we had set our hearts on paddling to the Cold War submarine tunnels on Brač. We already knew that wildfire had affected that entire stretch of coast the week before, but we had hoped to see it from the sea. The tunnels were about 21km from where we were, and we would have been badly exposed if the forecast proved correct.

    We took the sensible option and followed the advice from Red Adventures. After crossing from Šolta to Drvenik Veli, we faced the 6km open crossing to Čiovo.

    Nick in a red sea kayak, very calm sea conditions.

    It was absolutely flat calm, so much so that we overtook a sailing yacht. We felt a little cheated because we could easily have reached the submarine tunnels in those conditions. That’s kayaking for you.

    Two pizzas on a restaurant table, beach and sea in the background.

    Lunch at Pizzeria Tečer

    We decided to spend the night on a commercial campsite, “Camping Labadusa” which was very handy being adjacent to three bars and just behind the beach.  

    • Two tents and two kayaks set on the gravelly camping ground just above the beach
    • Phones, a watch and a power bank charging from outdoor electrical sockets at Camping Labadusa.
    • An illuminated yacht and lights along the distant shore reflected in the calm bay at dusk.
    • Evening view across the water. Anchored vessel lights looking very attractive.
    Evening meal - mixed grill, chips, beer next to the beach.

    We had a delicious evening meal at Konoba Dida Ivo – mixed grill and chips followed by another round of beers and a game of cards at Konoba Labadusa.  A really fun night as we were nearly at the end of our trip, we had made some great memories and the pressure was off.  Nick told me about a friend of a friend who had been worried about a substance misuse test.   He visited a beautician’s and had every single hair removed from his body, eyebrows the lot.  

    “Imagine turning up to work like Morph.”

    This really tickled me. 

    As we finally got to bed, a group of young people seemed to be hell-bent on forming a polycule about 6ft from our tents at the top of the beach.  None of them were English but it was their common language, so they spoke loudly and slowly.  It was quite embarrassing after a while, and I was building myself up to having a word when Nick beat me to it.  He very politely pointed out they were next to a campsite and asked them if they would mind perhaps moving down the beach a little.  They were good natured.   

    Day 5 – Čiovo to Split

    We both felt a bit sluggish, a combination of not enough sleep, too many beers and four days on the water.  If we were not heading home, today would have been a natural point to stay on land for a rest.  

    Our suggested route included a couple of discretionary diverts but neither of us felt like doing them so we soldiered on heading directly for Split itself. The south coast of Čiovo was unremarkable, we paddled into the  bay for a look at the main town – Okrug Gornji.

    There were few signs of life, just a couple of joggers. Some buildings had large, black cylinders on their roofs; we concluded they were solar water heaters. We stopped for a rest at Beach Leo, crisps for breakfast again!

    The crossing from Čiovo to Split was 2.1km. From there, we could see almost our entire route: Trogir, where we had started; the islands we had visited; and the one we had not quite reached.

    Our guide had dropped a pin on the map at Plaža Prva Voda, just beyond a swimming area on the outskirts of Split.  The iconic football stadium and modern tower blocks told us we were returning to civilisation.   I surprised myself by going from feeling tired and ready for the end to being incredibly melancholy as we made our final few paddle strokes.  It had been a brilliant trip.  We were early for our meeting, so we took our time airing some of our wet kit, got changed and then indulged ourselves in one final steak and chips at Restaurant Lučica.  

    The Verdict – Five Days Kayaking in Croatia

    Would I recommend a self-guided sea kayaking trip in Croatia? Absolutely. We had a thoroughly enjoyable five days. However, I would only recommend the self-guided option to experienced, safety-conscious sea kayakers. You need to be comfortable managing physical risk and some legal uncertainty, particularly around wild camping and offshore kayaking in Croatia. If you are in any doubt, choose one of the guided options instead.

    How much did our Croatia kayaking trip cost?

    ItemPer person
    Red Adventures€450
    Food, drink and accommodation€500
    Flights£200
    Total€950 + £200

    The €450 we paid Red Adventures included single sea kayaks, upgraded carbon fibre paddles, tents, sleeping bags, inflatable roll mats, cooking equipment, maps, airport transfers, PDF guidebooks provided in advance, storage of our flight cases and crucially ongoing support and advice based on weather and our progress.  

    We spent another €500 each on food, drink, campsites and our unexpected night in an apartment. We certainly didn’t go hungry or thirsty. Most evening meals, including drinks, came to around €90 for the two of us.

    We paid for everything ourselves. This wasn’t a sponsored trip, and Red Adventures didn’t know I was planning to write about it.

    A Red, Red Adventures sea kayak pulled up onto a stony beach, sea in the background.

    What worked well

    The planning and support

    We were very honest with Red Adventures about our experience and capabilities. This allowed them to balance adventure with safety, particularly when the weather became challenging.

    We did our best to follow the instructions, kept them updated with our location and gave accurate accounts of the conditions we were experiencing. It worked very well.  

    The tents were functional and the sleeping bags were rated down to a positively tropical +20°C!  

    This laminated map was provided to us at the start of the trip.  It indicates campsites, places of interest, medical facilities etc.

    Electronics and navigation

    We had several electronic devices to keep charged, including phones, cameras and watches. We took ample power banks and rapid mains chargers and finished the trip comfortably.

    Mobile phone coverage was mostly excellent, frequently with fast 5G connections.

    I’m glad we brought our own VHF radio, PLB, map case, compass and head torches, as these weren’t included in the supplied equipment. We also had a few of our own dry bags, tea bags and cups. Although dry bags were supplied, they were mostly very large and it’s much easier to pack several smaller bags into a kayak.  

    I have sworn by the free XC-Weather app for years and once again it was essential on this trip.  I have my wind forecast set to Beaufort wind scale which is best for kayaking.  

    Food, water and money

    We took plenty of cash and needed almost all of it. Card payments weren’t always an option, particularly on the smaller islands.

    We were warned not to rely on the tap water on Drvenik Veli and Drvenik Mali. I was glad I’d brought my Sawyer Mini water filter [affiliate link], which helped us keep stocked up. It is not a desalination filter and can only be used with fresh water, such as tap or stream water. There were no streams or rivers along our route, unlike Scotland, where we usually paddle.

    We also carried our passports, which we needed when checking into the campsite.

    The Croatian sea

    The water was dramatically warmer than we’re used to. That made swimming, snorkelling and generally messing about in the sea much more enjoyable. It also made the rougher conditions feel less intimidating, although warm water doesn’t make big waves any less capable of causing trouble.

    What would I do differently?

    Have a settling-in day

    Going straight from the plane onto the water and into fairly challenging seas after two hours’ sleep wasn’t ideal.

    We’d never paddled these particular kayaks before, we weren’t familiar with the geography, and we were carrying five days’ worth of equipment.

    A day to get used to the boats, explore Trogir, rest, charge our devices and generally get ourselves organised would have been sensible.

    As it turned out, we ended up doing almost exactly that by default when the weather forced us to stop at Drvenik Veli. Next time, I’d plan it deliberately.

    Paddle fewer kilometres and explore more

    This is probably my biggest regret.

    We were so intent on following the routes and making progress that we didn’t stop to investigate enough of the interesting things we passed.

    There were villages, little harbours, ruins, war relics and places we could easily have spent several hours exploring.

    Things to know before sea kayaking in Croatia

    Camping isn’t straightforward

    There aren’t that many suitable places to camp, particularly if you’re looking for somewhere accessible directly from the sea.

    Wild camping is generally prohibited in Croatia, although our guide explained that it is tolerated in remote locations. That shouldn’t be taken as permission, and it’s worth checking the rules before planning an itinerary around it.

    Some stretches of coastline are very exposed

    There are long sections of coastline, particularly along the southern sides of the islands, where landing is difficult or impossible.

    The cliffs can continue for kilometres without a beach or sheltered inlet. This makes careful route planning and attention to the weather essential.

    Offshore kayaking regulations are surprisingly restrictive

    The published Croatian maritime regulations generally restrict kayaks to within 300 metres of shore during daylight only, with provision for longer crossings when accompanied by a suitable motor-powered vessel.

    In practice, independent sea kayakers continue to make crossings between the islands, but I haven’t established whether any exemptions or other arrangements apply to self-guided expeditions like ours.

    If you’re planning a similar trip, I’d strongly recommend checking the current requirements and making sure you are comfortable with any risks.  Also think carefully about the requirements of your travel insurance policy. 

    Language and people

    Everyone we met spoke good English and was generally very welcoming, if occasionally a little cautious at first. It helped that we’d practised a few words of Croatian – bok (hello), molim (please) and hvala (thank you). Our pronunciation was dreadful, but people generally smiled at our efforts and seemed to appreciate them.  

    Would I do it again? 

    Yes, without hesitation.

    If you would like to learn more about some of the kit I used on this trip, here is my list:

  • Kayaking the River Great Ouse: 85km from Willington to Ely

    Kayaking the River Great Ouse: 85km from Willington to Ely

    Our planned Scottish sea kayaking trip was cancelled due to a low-pressure system.  This is my report of our hastily flung together Plan B – “Let’s see how far we can get down the River Great Ouse before we have to go back to work.”  We started exploring the river last year (see my blog).  This time we had the chance to stop out for a couple of nights and make an adventure out of it.  

    Underside of a road bridge with colourful graffiti on the structure of the bridge.
    Most if not all of the bridges looked like this underneath

    The headlines:

    Day 1 FridayDay 2 Saturday Day 3 Sunday
    📍Willington to Huntingdon. 📍Huntingdon to Cottenham. 📍Cottenham to Ely
     🛶Turkish banquet, a nightclub, a suspicious handshake, a night in a hotel that was far too good for us and a 5* breakfast.🏡An Airbnb we nearly didn’t find, bleeding feet, a caravan in a barn, an excellent curry and shortbread for breakfast.🍽️A civilised lunch and the drive home.
    📈36.24 km 8:30 paddling time.  Avg speed 4.2 km/h📈32.05 km 7:02 paddling time.  Avg speed 4.5 km/h📈17.0 km 3:30 paddling time.  Avg speed 5.3 km/h

    Day 1 Willington to Huntingdon

    Screenshot from my Paddle Logger App showing the route we took from Bedford to Huntingdon

    We had decided to travel ultra-light and book accommodation along the route.  Short boats, no food, minimal water, just a toothbrush each and some going out clothes.  

    On Friday morning, we set off from Nick’s house in Willington.  We had to carry the kayaks about half a mile to get to the river.  Our forearms were thoroughly stretched before we even got wet.  

    Robert and Nick carrying their kayaks along the pavement of Willington.
    Carrying the kayaks to the riverside

    The first day was pleasant and largely uneventful.  Lunch at the River Mill, easy paddling, no major dramas with any of the portages, it was pretty much the same as last year.  I noticed that the water was extremely clear in places. That was because I’d just paddled past a sheepish looking elderly man treading water, all of his clothes folded neatly on the riverbank. Unfortunately, I saw everything.

    A former lifeboat from an ocean going vessel - Fort Victoria now acting as a houseboat on the River Great Ouse.
    One of the many weird and wonderful houseboats along the river

    When we reached Godmanchester Lock, there appeared to be an A-Level results celebration in full swing.  10 or so good-natured teenagers were diving in, splashing around and sunbathing.  They seemed uneasy by our presence at first, but once they realised we were only passing through, they relaxed and offered to help us to climb out. 

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    Me in my kayak in the gap between the bridges, the hotel we stayed at visible over my shoulder.
    The Old Bridge Hotel viewed from the river

    We paddled past the mooring area, it looked a good 3-4ft above the water, not doable from kayaks.  Just beyond the bridge itself was a lower walkway which we managed to haul ourselves onto.  Nick looked after the boats whilst I did a recce – I’d asked for somewhere to store them overnight.  

    Reception looked a little surprised by my damp self, clad in boat shoes, a buoyancy aid and a baseball cap.  The other clients were better dressed and probably smelled much nicer.  The lady could not have been any more helpful.  She led me through the dining room, out a side door and showed me a private terraced area near the river.  It was not being used that night, it looked like the kind of place you would have a wedding party.  

    We carried the kayaks across the road, around the outside of the building and emptied the hatches into our Ikea bags. Nick had a bike lock which we used to fix them to a railing.

    My room from the hotel - very pleasant indeed, thick carpet, great bedding, en-suite.

    We really appreciated the hot showers with a range of products – a luxury we’ve never experienced on any of our other overnight kayaking trips!  

    We ate at the Hill Ephesus Turkish restaurant, a smart, clean looking place just off the main square.  There were only a couple of occupied tables, so they were pleased to see us.  We noticed a constant stream of couriers carrying massive square boxes, a sign of the times perhaps.  Being ravenous, we decided on the medi sharing platter for two. £54 plus beers.  We were Christmas Day full at the end of that, but no food was wasted.   The owner brought us a couple of sweet tasting shots as we settled up.  

    Tucking into a Turkish banquet - both of us at our table feeling full.

    We had a couple of pints in the Wetherspoons, what looked like an old post office called Sandford House.  We used the excellent beer garden at the back, sat in between what appeared to be a female works’ group and various students back for the summer.  It was very good natured; the bouncer was bored and underworked.  

    It was too early to turn in so we popped into Cromwell’s Bar on our way back.  We had the whole place to ourselves but stayed for an hour or so as it filled up.  A young lady of about 20 kept trying to get us to dance with her, we sensed an effort to stimulate the competitive nature of a young man sitting to the side.  He had certainly noticed us.  When Nick used the loo, the young man made a beeline for me and shook hands, his face didn’t register bonhomie.  I held his gaze and drew on a bit of paddle-trained grip.  Conscious of our age in more ways than one, we left the youngsters to it and turned in.  

    Nick and I heading home after our night out.

    Day 2 – Huntingdon to Cottenham 

    Screenshot from my paddle logger app showing the route we took from  Huntingdon to Cottenham.

    Breakfast was exceptional.   A full English (or full Anglian) as they styled it with plenty of good coffee, we were most impressed.  

    Happily, the kayaks were still exactly where we had left them.  I’d hidden an AirTag deep within mine just to be on the safe side.  

    Both kayaks in the terraced area of the Old Bridge Hotel ready for action.
    Safe and sound

    Launching took a bit more thought, we didn’t fancy retracing our steps, so we used the jetty.  To the left (as you look at the river) there’s a bit of a concrete drainage culvert near the surface so we were able to stand on that and step into our kayaks.  

    Huntingdon was soon left behind.  We started to encounter what I will term as the BMWs of the river (some offence).  Every other water user went out of their way to smile, say hello, wave, or if their hands were full give an exaggerated nod of the head.  We met several rowing boat crews and only one of them so much as glanced in our direction. 

    Neither of us had been to St Ives before.  We did not get out, but from the water, it looked a most pleasing place.   

    Nick in front of the main bridge at St Ives, viewed from behind.

    We pushed on a little further to The Old Ferry Boat at Holywell.  There was no obvious way to land, but a paddle boarder suggested we go down the overgrown channel of water to the left, assuring us there would be an easier way out at the end of it.  

    The pub is pleasant, an attractive building set back from the riverside with an area of green or common in front of it. We sat outside where we could keep an eye on the kayaks. The service was less impressive: the QR code didn’t work, the app was a faff, and our meals arrived without drinks or cutlery. Still, the food itself was ok and it was a superb setting.

    We pressed on, taking in a raucous Indian wedding on the riverside.

    The lock south of Bluntisham was challenging.  There was no possible way for us to get out of the water, no portage area, no riverbank that we could identify.  To the left may once have been possible but it was now fenced off for building work.  

    Bluntisham Lock viewed from the water.   A mass of construction equipment, quarrying infrastructure and no portage point.
    Bluntisham Lock

    The lock gate was open from our side and the water was in the “up” position.  Even so, the sides of the lock were a good 5 feet above the water level.  There was nothing for it but to climb out onto the ladder, attach rescue lines to the kayaks and haul them up behind us.  

    Getting back in on the other side involved a porpoise entry from the jetty, probably the highest one of the trip.  The front of my kayak went deep into the water, so much so that I got soaked up to chest height.  

    We reached the junction of the River Great Ouse and the Old Bedford River – a man-made drainage channel providing a shortcut towards the coast.  I had been worried about paddling down it by accident, but I need not have been.

    Junction of the River Great Ouse and the Old Bedford River viewed from my kayak.  Substantial barriers mean there is no chance of accidentally paddling up it.

    We portaged around another lock and then found ourselves next to and below the B1050. I didn’t much relish the thought of a vehicle veering off the road and landing on my head. Before long, the road turned off to the right, the river went straight on and I was much happier. With no more locks or major landmarks, it was now just a case of ticking off the kilometres to get to our Airbnb. The river became much narrower and darker; it was not really used by boats due to the more direct alternative route up the Hundred-Foot Drain. The countryside felt unexpectedly wild. Neither of us had any idea that there was such wilderness to be found in the south of England. If you had a safe you needed to break into in privacy, this would be the kind of place to do it. The riverbank itself was less pleasing, with continual metal piling and old signs warning of underwater hazards. I think these were the result of the 1970s project to make the river navigable once more. For more background, the Inland Waterways Association has a useful overview.

    We paused to look at the remains of the flat-top bridge; it had a military look to it. 

    Remains of the flat top bridge viewed from the river.  Concrete structure with no bridge deck.

    It was pulled down in 2018 leaving the abutments on either bank. It looked incongruous, dystopian even in that empty landscape, although I could find nothing to suggest it had ever had a military purpose.

    We reached the point I had marked on the map for our Airbnb.  I jumped out and climbed to the top of the earth flood defence.  Sure enough, the farm was just 600m or so down the track just as planned.  We emptied the boats into our Ikea bags, chained them together and hid them face down in some reeds.

    Two kayaks laid face down in the reedbeds, kit decanted into an Ikea bag, Nick stood behind the boats.

     I sent our hosts a message on the Airbnb app to say we were off the water and headed their way. 

    The Airbnb

    The barn which contained the caravan I stayed in.  Shows the outdoor relaxing area in front of the barn with outdoor sink to the right.

    I’d been restricted for choice because I needed accommodation close to the river, roughly 30km from where we had set off in Huntingdon. I’d thought about stashing the boats and getting a taxi to a hotel, but none of the hotels within range had vacancies. On Airbnb I found, by amazing happy coincidence, a treehouse and a caravan, both available and close enough to work. They were not very cheap: £120 for the caravan and £200 for the treehouse. But beggars can’t be choosers, and the location was perfect.

    The marketing photos clearly targeted young couples intent on carnal activities.  Which was not us, being two middle-aged men both married to women!  

    The bedroom of the treehouse.  Quite a romantic feminine aesthetic  with pink pillows.
    The treehouse - has an actual living tree through the middle.  Bed in the background with love related signs on the wall.

    We approached the farm that corresponded with the map location on the Airbnb app.  I could not see a treehouse or a caravan in a barn.  The windows were open, I used the ring doorbell.  Several small dogs barked at us but after 5 minutes nobody came.  

    I looked at the Airbnb app again and noticed that the actual location was the crossroads a few yards away.  The address of the place was given as Smithy Fen farm and a signpost at the crossroads said the farm was down the lane.  We could see a farm about 500m down the lane, so we set off.  Feet now sore as we were both in wet kayak shoes, arms feeling a bit stiff.  The second farmstead did not remotely resemble the photos, and a sign told us to keep going for Smithy Fen Farm.  We could see it, probably another kilometre away.  By the time we arrived, we were pissed off.  My feet were starting to bleed.  A young woman came out to greet us; she knew nothing about any Airbnb and did not recognise the name of our host.  

    I was now seriously worried we had been ripped off and would have nowhere to stay!  We had no phone number for our host so I used the app to message them asking them to ring me ASAP. 

    I changed into my going out shoes on the lane outside the farm and after a minute or two, the phone rang.  We exchanged locations via WhatsApp pins and our host came to get us in his van.  

    I took one for the team and chose the caravan, Nick got the treehouse.  

    The caravan had been parked side on in a dark barn.  It had (thankfully) been connected to a domestic drainage system which avoided having to store and empty toilet contents.  It had not, however, been connected to mains electricity or water so it was still necessary to use the “computer” above the doorway to pump water into the tank and control the lighting.  

    The caravan that I slept in - inside a barn.  The outside area was carpeted.

    The area outside the caravan was carpeted and there was even a dining room table and chairs.  An extension cable lay on the floor.  Outside the barn was a seating area, a fire pit and an outdoor sink.  The host advised me not to bother with the caravan shower as we had access to the treehouse one instead.  

    I used the toilet and then found there was no water to wash my hands.  I later learned that the pump button needed to be pressed in order to get that service.  

    Nick enjoying the outdoor seating area of his treehouse.

    Nick was in relative luxury over in the treehouse.

    Nick's finger pointing out the barn which I stayed in.  Taken from the outside terrace of the treehouse which he was in.
    Nick took this from the outdoor terrace – he’s pointing out the barn I was staying in.

      I took my wash kit over and used his rooftop bathtub. 

    Me using the bathtub on the roof of Nick's treehouse.

    I don’t often use Uber so I’m not very confident with it.  I tried my luck asking for a ride to the local town – Cottenham where there was an award-winning curry house.  

    My low expectations were far exceeded when the app told me to expect pickup in 10 minutes.  

    Cottenham

    They were queuing out onto the street at The Curry Palace.  The clientele were a little fractious.  We joined the end and were soon inside.  The manager advised us to come back in half an hour, so we knocked back a couple of pints at The Hop Bind, a classic village pub.  

    Nick walking into the Curry Palace, Cottenham.

    As we headed back over the road, a middle-aged couple were engaged in a full on flounce out of the Curry Palace, slamming the door as they left.  We sat on their warm seats in the waiting area, and within 5 minutes had been led to our table. Poppadoms, Kingfishers, chicken balti, pilau rice and a naan for me, prawn curry and rice for Nick.  An excellent meal and I can see why the place was so busy.

    Me with a pint of Kingfisher lager having eaten a very good and large meal.  Debris on the tablecloth.

    We were pretty done in by the time we finished so we decided to order an Uber back.

    It was pitch dark when we arrived and we had no torch between us.  Our iPhone lights got us to our respective beds.  I locked myself in but didn’t feel overly at ease with all the unfamiliar sounds of a caravan in a barn.  I had an irrational fear of waking up with the caravan hitched to a vehicle on the way to the Netherlands for my organs to be harvested.  Thankfully, that did not happen.  

    View from in my bed in the caravan.

    We were up early, they had laid on tea, coffee and fresh milk for us and some packets of shortbread.  It wasn’t quite as good as the breakfast the day before, but we’d definitely had a lot worse.  

    The boats were still there, and we hit the water about 0830.  

    Day 3 Cottenham to Ely

    We were a lot faster on the Sunday, there were no locks to slow us down and we were feeling much fitter.  It was an uneventful but pleasant paddle, the scenery started to feel much more Norfolk-like.  Ely Cathedral was visible on the horizon.  There were numerous moored canal barges and cabin cruisers with people living in them.  

    We hit the junction with the River Cam mid-morning and I dropped a pin on the map for Nick’s wife to come and meet us with the car in an hour or so.  

    Sign posts at the junction of the River Great Ouse and the River Cam.  Ely 4 miles, Cambridge 12 miles.

    Ely left a great impression on us. After two days of locks, portages, awkward landings and improvised accommodation, it felt suddenly civilised.

    Nick in his kayak on the River Great Ouse in the middle of Ely.  Pleasant riverside scene with boats on the sides of the river and willow trees lining the riverbank.

    The river was clean and busy with all kinds of boats, and the bars, pubs and cafes along the riverside gave the place a relaxed holiday feel. We went all the way through the city and out the other side before turning back and making use of a slipway near to the Riverside Bar and Kitchen. By the time we’d changed and ordered some drinks, Kathy had found us. Lunch for three, kayaks loaded onto the car, and home.

    Drinks at the Riverside Bar and Kitchen, Ely.  Robert and Nick, glasses in hand, menus on the table, buoyancy aid in the background.

    On reflection, this was an excellent trip. What began as a weather-driven compromise turned into one of the most enjoyable paddles we’ve done. We covered about 85km, travelled pleasingly light and found stretches of countryside neither of us expected to exist in this part of England. Each lock became a small escape-room challenge. We saw shanty-style riverbank homes fused into houseboats, a riverside Indian wedding, foreboding reaches of empty landscape and, at Ely, a properly satisfying finish. The contrast between the hotel and the Airbnb was excellent too. With no disrespect to the Airbnb, it made us value the hotel all the more.

    Resources

    If you would like to learn more about some of the kit I used on this trip, here is my list

    If you are thinking of paddling this route, do make sure you have the appropriate waterways licence and insurance – we got ours from https://paddleuk.org.uk.

  • Before the Tide Took It Back: Kayaking Moricambe Bay

    Before the Tide Took It Back: Kayaking Moricambe Bay

    Warning sign showing a man sinking in quicksand with text 'WARNING! QUICKSAND! DO NOT ENTER!'

    Disclaimer – the events described in this post have the potential to be extremely dangerous. This trip was undertaken with local knowledge, relevant experience, safety equipment and an informed risk assessment. I recommend that you do not attempt it.

    Sea kayaking into the unmapped corners of Moricambe Bay in search of two first Geographs before the tide closed the window.

    I wrote about Geographing back in November, in Taking the “Y” off Geography – a Morning on the Solway. I’m part of a wholesome community gradually photographing every one-kilometre grid square in Britain and Ireland: a sort of manually assembled Street View for the places Google’s cars cannot reach.

    After twenty years, most of the straightforward squares have been captured. I happen to live near roughly two hundred that have not, and chip away at them when time permits. 

    My last effort involved monitoring the tides and jogging 1.6 miles over the seabed in the general direction of Scotland. I came away with four first Geographs. For my second go, after several months of studying maps and tide tables, I settled on Moricambe Bay.

    The Bay

    I can see the bay from my house. It is a long way off, but I can tell whether the tide is in or out. I often walk my dog to Grune Point, the tip of the spit of land at the top. From there, across the water, you can see Anthorn Radio Station, a Cold War-era defence establishment that literally glows red in the dark.

    Black and white image of Anthorn radio station - transmitters stand out against the white sky.  Viewed from Grune Point at low tide.
    Anthorn Radio Station

    To the right of the transmitters, about 1km out, several vertical timbers stick out of the water, like the remains of a bridge or a pier.

    Wooden structures emerge from the sand - taken at low tide from Grune Point.
    Remains of WW2 bombing target, Moricambe Bay. Viewed from Grune Point.

     There is a WW2 pillbox just back from the shore. You can see across to the Dumfries coast. It is a liminal place. It looks different every time I see it. I enjoy the exotic flotsam. There is a blurred transition from farmland to seabed. Every time I visit, I study the tide tables and watch the flow and direction of the currents. They are fierce: the tidal range here is up to 10.6 metres, funnelled into a narrow bay. There are no Admiralty charts this far up. It is not supposed to be navigable.

    WW2 pillbox made by stacking sacks of concrete on top of each other.  A concrete cone on the top is a memorial to firefighters who drowned in the bay.
    WW2 pillbox – the conical structure on the roof is a memorial to four firefighters who drowned in a rescue attempt in the 1950s
    This object was washed up on the beach, it looks as if it came from The Bulldog, Amsterdam, a famous coffee shop.
    The flotsam and jetsam here never disappoint- has this travelled all the way from Amsterdam? Probably not but it may have come from Scotland.

    The bay itself is fed by two main rivers: the Wampool from the east and the Waver from the south, as well as smaller streams such as Skinburness Creek from the west. It is at least arguable, and I have convinced myself, that the source of a tributary to the Waver is next to our house.

    You can find the bay instantly on any map of the British Isles. Look for the bulge of St Bees Head, follow the coast up towards Scotland, and just before the Solway Firth narrows you will see it on the right, shaped like an asymmetrical droopy moustache.

    Apple Maps screenshot of Moricambe Bay illustrating the distinctive "droopy moustache" shape
    Screenshot from Apple Maps ©️

    When the tide is out, the river channels and mud make it all but impossible to explore on foot. The bay contains twelve 1km grid squares, five of which had yet to receive a first Geograph.

    Salt marsh farmland leading to the sandy channel of one of the rivers that flows into the bay.  A dishevelled cattle fence stands on the edge.
    The salt marshes are used by grazing cattle, the resulting beef is the stuff of local legend.

    I hatched plans to get into them with my sea kayak. My main objective was NY1755, a plot of marshland to the east of Newton Arlosh, right at the bottom of the bay. I marked up a paper OS map with a few other targets and then it was just a case of waiting for the right combination of weather, tide and free time.

    Author's paper OS map marked up with squares of interest.  The map is within an Aquatic map case and a compass is in the corner.

    Execution

    On Sunday afternoon, my ducks were finally lined up.  My friend and longtime kayaking buddy Nick was staying and we needed a quick local adventure.  

    We set off from Silloth at about 1pm. High tide was due at 2:55pm, and the forecast was Beaufort F2, a gentle breeze from the west. It felt much calmer than that.

    Stony beach in Silloth, the sea a light shade of blue / grey and in the distance Criffel on the horizon - a 570 meter hill in Dumfries and Galloway.
    The sea looked thoroughly pleasant, you can see Criffel on the horizon.
    My yellow Dagger Stratos kayak laying on the yellowing grass next to our car on Silloth sea front.  Nick's P&H Cetas sea kayak is on the grass in front of the car.
    Getting ready to go

    We had to skirt wide around the sand bar that runs north from the start of Grune Point, not quite having to use our knuckles on the sand. Kayaks feel fairly sluggish in shallow water, so we were relieved to enter Moricambe Bay.

    Me in my kayak, Anthorn transmitters in the background
    The author

    Nick in his Kayak, Grune Point in the background.
    Nick

    I should have headed straight for NY1755, but the vertical wooden structures in the middle of the bay caught my eye. I’d been curious about them for a very long time, so I temporarily abandoned plan A and made a beeline for them. As we got closer, we realised there were Great Cormorants nesting on the posts. I counted about sixteen vertical timbers, most with a nest on top. The wood was stained white with guano. 

    Timber structures sticking up out of the grey sea water.  Great Cormorants nesting on top of them.  Yellow kayak in the foreground.
    First Geograph captured – see NY1556

    We changed course a little so as not to disturb them. Although we had not been too aware of the tidal flow until then, the static timber gave us a reference point as we were pulled sideways into the bay at walking pace. There was turbulence in the water around the foot of the posts. I timed it so we would reach them close to high tide, when the flow should have been easing. Definitely not a place to be at peak movement.

    I grabbed a couple of GPS-tagged stills with my tough camera and we headed north.

    As we approached Anthorn, I realised the foreshore to the south was still out of the water.   Someone else had already bagged that square, so we pressed on to another sand bar just south of Cardurnock.  

    The sand was the colour of Earl Grey, mostly gritty but with a hint of estuary mud.  It felt solid underfoot.  

    Kayak out of the water (just) sand in the foreground, sea in the the middle distance.

    I checked my mapping app.  I’d already marked all the unclaimed geographs, we were right inside one so I snapped away happily whilst Nick dug some chocolate out for us both.  

    Screenshot of the mapping app used to locate grid squares.

    In the 5 minutes it took me to take the photos, the sea reached and floated my empty kayak. 

    Anthorn transmitters in the distance, sand in the foreground.  Nick and his kayak resting on the edge of the sandy beach to the right.  This was the first geograph captured on this grid square.
    First Geograph for NY1657

    We decided to paddle due south, still hoping to reach our original target. About 1.5km short of it, we ran out of water. From a kayak, sat almost on the surface, wet sand and shallow sea can look much the same. This was not a shallow patch but a substantial sand island. Going round it would have meant another 1.5km or so of paddling, with no guarantee of finding a channel or getting out of the bay afterwards. As it happened, the island itself had never been photographed, so I decided to make the most of it and got out for a walk. It was solid enough, though softer than the previous sandbar.

    Author's empty kayak half on the beach, Nick afloat taking a photo back at me.
    I pulled my kayak out of the water, by the time I got back to it it was well afloat.

    It occurred to me that I might just be able to set foot in NY1755 if I ran to the far side, but I would have to be quick with the tide on its way in. Nick stayed in his kayak, with mine clipped to his by a short tow rope. If I misjudged the rising water, he would be able to paddle over to me.

    Dark coloured wet sand, dirty foamy looking sea with waves breaking on the edge of the sand island.
    First Geograph for NY1756

    Jogging and taking photos as I went, I reached the far end of the island.  I was still 300m short of my target. We were separated by a deep channel.  I was disappointed, but after a very quick spot of mapwork I realised I could still get the unclaimed square to the west, the gridline appeared to be slicing the end off the island I was stood on.  

    At this scale, on such featureless ground it’s almost impossible to determine a grid boundary other than by GPS.  As I reached the invisible line, I realised the sea was just outside of it but coming in fast.  You can’t claim a geograph unless some dry land is visible within the square. I waded out 10m or so into the shallow water and took a photo looking back. It wasn’t very good, but it would have to do for now. 

    First Geograph captured for this square.  Image shows sea in the foreground, a little sand in the middle ground and Anthorn transmitters to the left.
    First Geograph for NY1656

    I was now about 300m or so from Nick and the boats.  I could see they were afloat.  I jogged back over, very excited to have collected two first geographs. These felt like a bigger prize than the one I’d originally set out for – transient offshore sand features that might not exist for the next geographer to try.

    Heading back to the boats which are now both floating, Nick in the cockpit of his P&H, my Dagger tethered to it by a short tow line.
    Very excited to have captured two first Geographs

    I got back into my kayak and we made haste to get out of the bay whilst there was still enough water.     

    The sea had picked up quite a bit whilst we were in the sheltered bay.  It made for quite an enjoyable paddle back to the car.  One hour after high tide we were driving home, mission safely accomplished.  

    I didn’t quite manage to get NY1755 this time, but I’ve proved to myself that it can be done.  Next time I’ll bring a bit more discipline and head straight to it.  

    I must take pains to urge you not to try to explore this bay unless you either really know what you’re doing or are being guided by someone who does. We had the benefit of a good practical grounding in sea kayaking, copious safety gear, a degree in geography, local knowledge and a fair bit of experience managing risk. A lot can and does go wrong on this stretch of coast.

    Resources and further reading

    If you are curious about the equipment used on this trip, take a look at my kit list.

    Anthorn Radio Station – a Cold War era radio transmitter system on a former Royal Navy airstrip.  Still in use now for communicating with our submarines.  

    Anthorn gate street view – you can’t get into this sensitive site.  

    Solway Coast National Landscape – the wildlife, geography and history of the bay.

    Substack blog about Grune Point – a different and excellent take on this location by Angie Dawn.  

    Remains of Grune Point bombing range – an explanation of the wooden structures in the middle of the bay by the Silloth Airfield history team.

    Geograph.org.uk to learn more about this remarkably satisfying hobby.

  • Piel Island

    Piel Island

    We try to keep two weeks free every summer and see what the weather allows.

    Some years the forecast is perfect and we do something ambitious like circumnavigating Raasay and Rona. Other years the Atlantic does what the Atlantic usually does and we cancel the leave and go back to work.

    This trip sat somewhere in between.

    Scotland was clearly off the table, but there was a narrow 24-hour window of settled weather locally and, crucially, the tides lined up. That was enough to tempt us out. The plan became a quick crossing to Piel Island.

    The tides around the Duddon Estuary can be awkward, so I dug out a guidebook, Northern England and IOM: Fifty Great Sea Kayak Voyages  by Jim Krawiecki. It recommends launching from the north end of Walney Island.

    Walney Island route page in the Northern England sea-kayaking guidebook

    Unfortunately, that would have required driving to Barrow-in-Furness.

    Neither of us could quite summon the enthusiasm for a one-hour 50-minute drive when the sea was already visible from my house, so we decided instead to paddle across from Silecroft in West Cumbria.

    High tide was 06:51.

    Low tide at the mouth of the Duddon would arrive at 13:30.

    We needed to be well clear of the estuary before then.

    We left Nick’s car in the parish council car park at Silecroft at about 08:30, packing just enough food and beer for 24 hours.

    Two sea kayaks and paddling equipment laid out on Silecroft beach

    The car park signage suggested the parish council preferred people not to stay overnight. We had intended to let them know what we were doing, but the contact number I had for them no longer worked.

    We decided to risk it.

    The sea was grey and slightly lumpy. It felt much cooler than July ought to, but it was good paddling. Through breaks in the cloud, the southern fells appeared almost unreal – ridges fading in and out of mist.

    View from a sea kayak towards the southern Lake District fells beneath low cloud

    Within half an hour, we were clear of Haverigg and committed to the crossing. A group of seals seemed to find us quite interesting from a discreet distance. They were bigger than the ones we are used to seeing in Scotland. 

    I’m not sure why, but you can tell when you’re kayaking over shallow water; the boat just feels different, slower, more resistive to paddling. We were half a mile or more from land, but ran out of water due to a 30-40m wide sand bar with no visible ends. 

    Mindful of the falling tide, we decided to get out and drag ourselves over it on foot rather than try to go around it and risk being beached. 

    Two kayakers crossing shallow water over a sandbank on the falling tide

    Once back afloat, we could very clearly now see the top of Walney Island. Our plan was to head down the Western/seaward side of it. 

    We stopped for lunch at Walney Island Beach, near West Shore Road. It was nearly low tide, so we pulled the kayaks clear and walked 200m or so to a slipway where we heated up some boil-in-the-bag. I went for an all-day breakfast. I have such a love-hate relationship with these things; I definitely thoroughly hate them by the end of a trip. The first one is always surprisingly less disgusting than I remembered, but by the second, I realise I was right all along. This one wasn’t too bad; I appreciated a hot meal under the circumstances. 

    Kayaker (me) in paddling gear beside cooking equipment during a lunch stop on the shore

    It didn’t take us too long to reach the bottom of the island; we turned left and were treated to our first glimpse of Piel Castle. It looked incongruous, a ghost from the past. The castle still dominated the island, even as a ruin. 

    We landed by the ferry slip. Steps led up to the Ship Inn. The landlord of the Inn is also, officially, the King of Piel. So, we found the King, a friendly man in his 30s not long crowned and busy behind the bar. A loud, well-oiled customer was trying to hold court with some story or another, clutching the counter with one hand. There were half a dozen or so other customers, all desperately avoiding any eye contact with him. Everyone looked around as we walked in; dressed as we were in rubber trousers, cagoules, and buoyancy aids, we were definitely a welcome diversion. 

    I asked the King if we could camp on his island.

    “Anywhere you like” was his easy reply. £5 per night, an exceptional bargain. 

    Everywhere around the pub was already fairly chock-a-block with tents, so we got back into the kayaks and paddled 400m or so around the coast, settling on a flat, grassy strip not far from some of the houses. 

    Tent and sea kayaks at our grassy campsite on Piel Island

    Once the tents were up, we found the castle – note the opening hours “Any reasonable time”. The King joined us with his dogs briefly; without saying it, he clearly needed a little bit of time away from the bar. 

    English Heritage information board beside the ruins of Piel Castle

    We dined on dehydrated Chicken Tikka Masala and then adjourned to the bar. 

    We found a side room full of nautical curiosities and photos and made ourselves at home. Several pints later, long after it had got dark, a private number called Nick’s telephone. It was Cumbria Police – the parish council car park committee at Silecroft had seen us paddle away over the horizon and were worried as our car was still there. This had caused a terribly embarrassing sequence of events – Bedfordshire police going to Nick’s home address, getting contact details from his wife, passing them to Cumbria police. We made our apologies to the police and thanked them for their concern.

    Sea kayak on the shore at sunrise with boats anchored offshore

    We had a very early start the next day; high tide was 08:00, we needed to be well clear of Duddon Estuary on the way back. I needn’t have set an alarm because at 5 a.m. a dredger passed seemingly a few feet from our tents, making a noise like a surprised cow. 

    We had filled our flasks with boiling water the night before to save time, so breakfast was a perfunctory porridge and tea before we got back on the water. 

    Kayaking past the shipyard buildings and cranes at Barrow-in-Furness

    We reached BAE Systems (where they make nuclear submarines). A massive contrast to be amongst such a futuristic estate only a short paddle from a 14th-century castle with its own reigning King. 

    Under the road bridge and by the time we hit the estuary, the wind was picking up considerably. The waves were coming in at between 45 and 90 degrees, and they were breaking into surf as they got closer to the land. Surf is a problem for kayakers; there’s not a lot you can do if a wave breaks over the side of your boat. It would mean a certain capsize, potentially loss of kit, injury, and a cold dunking. We deliberately took a path further out to sea, balancing the risk of being unable to swim for shore vs hopefully not needing to. 

    It was probably just slightly the wrong side of enjoyable at times. Loaded boats tend to be better to handle in these conditions, and thankfully, we had a considerable cargo of un-drunk beer thanks to the pub being open. 

    We’re pretty good at keeping each other’s spirits up and soldiering on. We only stopped once, for a quick brew from a flask because the conditions were set to deteriorate further. 

    I was starting to think about landing and carrying the boats to the nearest road, but it didn’t quite come to that as Silecroft grew from a dot on the horizon to the very welcome sight of Nick’s parked car. With an angry-looking lady standing next to it, hands on hips. It was going to be telling-off time. 

    “I know exactly where you’ve been.” 

    We must have looked fairly sheepish; her expression softened a little. All the same, she had definitely been looking forward to this moment and was not going to be easily deprived of it. We had a chat for about five minutes, explaining we were just local guys out for some harmless adventures. I made a genuine apology, and with that, and a suitable contribution to the car park honesty box, we were on our way home for fish and chips. 

    Resources

    Trip planning was assisted by the excellent guidebook: Northern England and IOM – Fifty Great Sea Kayak Voyages by Jim Krawiecki. (Amazon affiliate link)

    A page of all the gear I use for kayaking, camping and hiking 

  • The Summer Isles

    The Summer Isles

    We arrived at Bardentarbet Pier just after midnight. I pitched my tent behind the car. Nick slept at the wheel with the seat back. By 5am it was light and the midges had already decided to choose violence. They attacked my face the instant I unzipped my tent. 

    Chunky, rough cobbles covered the beach between the road and the sea. Unfortunately, we put the boats down in the diluted liquor that was oozing out of a bloated, dead sheep. We hastily sidestepped onto clean ground. 

    We took it in turns to take the car a mile back the way we had come for a final porcelain poo. 

    As we shuttled back and forth from the car to the boats, I found a pair of Nikon binoculars in a see-through Lomo dry bag. They were compact, weighty and of very high quality with a metal body and glass lenses. They had been carefully sealed in the bag. Surely only another kayaker would have dropped them there. I stowed them safely out of sight in the car planning to try and trace the owner at a later date. 

    We paddled off, aiming directly for Tanera More. I’d read about it already; it was said to be privately owned and protected by security guards. We took a look at the settlement without getting too close, continuing clockwise. 

    MSR stove and mess kit being used to make breakfast on a stony beach.  Nick standing nearby in kayaking kit

    A shiny-looking Land Rover Defender appeared to keep us in sight as we rounded the corner. We avoided that and found a nice secluded midge free beach where we could brew up and have our breakfast. 

    Sea kayak afloat on a calm blue sea, map and compass on splash deck, second kayak in the distance.  Arches overhead.

    We paddled about 30km circling the islands, paddling into caves and getting a feel for the area. Two or three dolphins breached nearby. It was pretty well flat calm with sunshine all day, we had been very lucky. 

    MSR tent pitched on a grassy shoreline campsite in the Summer Isles

    At just after 4, we settled for a scrappy, rough campsite on west side of the uninhabited island Tanera Beg. We had a dodgy carry-over of more slippery cobbles to get the boats clear of the high tide mark. What had looked like flat, green grass was actually six inches or so of undergrowth, gorse and heather. It was flattish. There was plenty of driftwood though and no “neighbours” to offend. 

    We’ve executed this drill many times now, so we were all set with tents pitched and settled in within 45 minutes. 

    Personal admin is of critical importance on these trips. We stripped off to our undercrackers and wobbled our way back into the sea. I’ve got some travel soap that seems to be ok with salt water. I used my microfibre travel towel to dry off, a blast of Lynx and I was ready for my clean, dry clothes. 

    Nick is the designated firestarter but I helped gather a respectable pile of washed-up fence posts, pallets, branches and twigs. Dinner for me was an Uncle Ben’s rice and tinned salmon followed by a nice cup of tea and a chocolate bar. Nick’s more of a boil-in-the-bag man. 

    Two campers wearing midge nets on a rocky beach

    The next bit is my favourite. 

    Lighting the fire and pitching into some tins of beer. Guinness or Adnams Ghost Ship for me, Shipyard for Nick. I don’t know how many, definitely too many. Beer, fire, shooting stars, satellites, pretty amazing to think the closest other humans were several miles away and separated by water. 

    We had a fair night’s sleep and awoke to a midgey breakfast, porridge for me, boil in the bag all-day breakfast for Nick. Nice cups of tea. 

    If you’re eating, sleeping, and bathing in the wild, you’ve also got to have your daily Richard III wherever you may be when the need arises. I used to worry about that, but these days it’s no issue at all. I take a little orange trowel down to where the sea meets the sand, dig myself a hole about six inches deep. Ideally, just in front of a rock or something I can brace my back against. Trousers and pants off, bombs away, bury it, and then waddle into the sea. Once you’ve wiped your arse with wet, soft seaweed, you won’t look back. It’s very nice. Very kind on the anatomy. A quick sluice of seawater, a spot of soap, and jobs a goodun. You don’t want to cut corners with these drills, the last thing you want is nappy rash. 

    Welcome back if you skipped the last paragraph. 

    We got underway. Heading south east towards Horse Island. On the way, Nick, with his eagle eyes, saw dolphins breaching about one kilometre away. I don’t tend to notice these things as I’m a) short-sighted and b) map reading. 

    We wouldn’t dream of disturbing wildlife, but as it was, we were headed that way. 

    Twenty minutes later, we met the dolphins. There were about 25 of them, arcing out of the water in twos and threes, playing, enjoying their athleticism. For fifteen minutes they crashed in and out of the sea, sometimes as close as ten feet from me. I have rarely felt quite so alive. I could smell them. I was being lightly splashed as they re-entered the water. They created a wall of sound with their snorting, breathing and smashing into the sea. I held my underwater camera beneath the hull, hoping to capture it.

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    We both managed a bit of film which I have edited together here.

    As we ate our lunch, the coastguard transmitted a missing person bulletin on VHF channel 16. A lady, in her sixties, on her own, out in a kayak, not too far from us and overdue back to her family. We know each other from our time in the police, so we both mentally switched on. When we peered into the distance, we saw a sea kayak slowly heading our way with a grey-haired paddler. Surely not! 

    The paddler had seen us; at 30m, we realised it was a man, not the missing person then. He stopped for a chat. Straightaway, he was two leagues better than us. His composite sea kayak was well used, patched in places but of top-notch quality. His gear was high spec, slightly sun-bleached. He had a dry suit, we were in t-shirts. He was about 70. We made him a cup of tea and swapped war stories of kayaking trips past. He was humble, a soft East of Scotland accent, clearly a highly accomplished paddler. 

    He very politely and diplomatically put it to us that we were a bit risk-averse and challenged us to up our paddling game. This was a breath of fresh air as most people we meet tell us we’re going to die! 

    He showed us some of his kit, I noticed he had a medium sized plastic bottle with the bottom cut away just in front of his seat. I’d had to make myself one of those once when I needed to empty my bladder, but we didn’t comment on it. He proudly showed us a pool noodle that he had modified as an aid to self rescue in the event of a capsize. 

    As an aside, I mentioned the binoculars we’d found. His smiling face broke into a beam, he explained that his was the car next to ours back at the pier. He had set off a couple of days before us. He had lost his binoculars but did not know where and had been emptying his kayak and retracing his steps totally unaware that they were left on the beach where he had set off. He described them to me, this was unnecessary as I was already totally convinced he was a genuine person. I took a note of his address and asked for his phone number so I could confirm he would be around, these were valuable and would need special postage. I found it quite charming that he did not know his number and his phone was safely powered off inside a dry bag in the depths of one of his hatches as he got it out and looked it up for me. 

    Mr W told us the best place to camp. He went north, and we carried on south to the beach he recommended. 

    A selfie of me with Nick's  tent pitched above a secluded rocky beach in the Summer Isles

    This was a proper, perfect campsite. Actual flat grass, sandy beach, bountiful firewood, and even a fireplace. Just before we turned our radios off for the night, we heard with relief that the missing lady kayaker had returned in one piece. 

    Campfire burning beside a rocky cove at sunset

    As the tide fell, Nick noticed the remains of some wood structures and rocks that we surmised were to hold fishing nets to sieve the small bay’s catch from the retreating sea. We thought about those who had gone before, sat around a fire on the exact same spot as us, bellies full of fresh fish. 

    When the sun settled, the midges came out. These were the worst midges I’ve ever experienced in my 46 years. 

    I’ve spent a lot of time in Scotland. This was the midge apocalypse. Words cannot convey how serious this was. It was not a case of the air being thick with them. The air was them. Every inhale sucked hundreds of them into my throat and lungs causing sharp coughs. They filled my ears with tiny, whizzing screeches. My eyes itched and wept involuntarily. We both had mosquito nets, but it was unbearably humid and unpleasant underneath them. My snood was literally a lifesaver. I used it to cover my ears and mouth, I think I would have gone insane otherwise. 

    We both had to abandon our beers and head into our tents. It was that bad.

    Overnight, my eyes started discharging sticky pus. My eyelid muscles were not powerful enough to open, so I had to manually pry them apart with my fingers whenever I needed to see anything. 

    Things were not much better the next day, so we packed up and fled into our boats. Midges never seem to follow us more than 20 ft or so out into the sea. 

    We headed back north, taking a meandering route around the northern summer isles. More arches, caves, and dolphins. 

    Large dead marine animal floating beside a kayak in a rocky cove

    We discovered a cow-sized dead animal floating in a little cove. Probably a whale. The sea was getting lively, so we pressed on for the commercial campsite at Altandhu. 

    Tents and sea kayaks on the beachside camping terrace at Altandhu

    All the other campers had gravitated towards the upper pitches, near the road. We were the only ones to arrive by boat, so we had the lower beachside terrace to ourselves. We paid the man and luxuriated in lovely hot showers. 

    Two kayakers enjoying celebratory drinks after the Summer Isles trip

    The pub next door (Fuaran Bar) was busy. They were serving food but told us there were no tables. But there was room in the bar. And they were doing takeaways. So we had takeaway fish and chips at a table in the bar. And many, many pints. 

    The last day was easy, a 6km paddle back to the car and home. 

    When I got home, I sent a text to Mr W and he gave me his address. I carefully wrapped his binoculars in bubble wrap and put them in an old amazon box, they were sent special delivery. He sent a very gracious thank you, his offer to pay for the postage was declined and we both said we would meet up if we’re ever in each other’s neck of the woods. 

    When I think back on this trip – the dolphins, the apocalypse midges, the perfect campsite – what stands out is Mr W. We only spent an hour with him, but his influence was lasting. He challenged us to be bolder. He shared his best campsite. He showed us a little into our future being decades older than us and still in the midst of our shared hobby. And somehow, through pure chance, we were able to return something valuable he’d lost. That felt right.

    This trip happened between 17 – 20 July 2025. 

  • Kayaking The River Great Ouse

    Kayaking The River Great Ouse

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    (see also my latest trip along the River in this post)

    Plan A was to return to Scotland with our sea kayaks for a week of wild camping.

    A forecast of gales and storms put an end to that, and we had to find a Plan B quickly.

    Nick had recently moved to Willington — a short walk from the River Great Ouse.

    I took a fairly unenthusiastic look at the maps and paddlesports forums to see if it was viable. Gradually, it began to look more interesting.

    The river starts somewhere in Northamptonshire, runs past Oxfordshire, Buckinghamshire, Bedfordshire, Cambridgeshire and Norfolk, and eventually reaches the sea. At around 160 miles long, only a portion is officially navigable — from Kempston to The Wash.

    That navigable stretch is managed by a series of locks. It passes through attractive towns and villages, under the A1(M) and the main railway line, and through large areas of quiet countryside.

    We both needed British Waterways licences for this section, which came with free watercraft insurance — unexpectedly useful.  See here for more info about that.  

    Planning was deliberately loose. My usual speed and distance calculations are based on sea and lake kayaking; a river with locks and portages makes precision difficult. I estimated we were good for roughly twenty miles, which should get us to Godmanchester with some margin.

    We left Nick’s house at about 08:45 on 1 September and carried the boats the half-mile to the put-in.

    We were travelling light — no spare paddles, no camping kit, and, unusually, no beer. Even so, our forearms were burning by the halfway point and we paused twice.

    Two Dagger kayaks sat on the footpath, Nick stood next to them, paddles laid on top ready to go

    We launched at around 09:15. The river was barely moving: flat, green, and enclosed by mature trees. The bends in the channel meant it felt more like paddling a narrow lake.

    Willington Lock appeared quickly. The Environment Agency had installed a canoe portage step, which made getting out straightforward despite the low water levels. After a short carry past the lock, we reached the downstream platform — about a foot and a half above the water — while a floating excavator dredged gravel from the channel.

    Environment Agency floating excavator working next to a barge on dredging operations

    We re-entered by sitting in the kayaks on the platform and sliding in. Not elegant, but it worked.

    By chance rather than design, we reached The River Mill at Eaton Socon at 12:35, just as the rain arrived. It looked slightly upmarket for two damp paddlers, but the staff were welcoming and the fish and chips were excellent. We ate, dried off a little, and carried on.

    The lock at St Neots was the most awkward. Getting out was fine, but the portage crosses a main road and runs down a narrow footpath with no obvious re-entry point. The nearest platform sat about three feet above the water — too high for a controlled slide — so we climbed over a fence and lowered the kayaks down an overgrown bank instead.

    Nick next to a moored cabin cruiser called Nick Nak

    After that, progress was steady. We stopped for a photograph beside a cabin cruiser which looked suspiciously as though it had been designed for Nick.

    By the time we reached Godmanchester, we were both knackered.

    Twenty-one miles (33 km) is a solid paddle in any conditions, but the repeated climbs in and out of the water had been a real workout. This was my first proper trip in the Dagger Katana, and I came away impressed.

    I’ll be back to see more of the river. Next time, I’d like to continue downstream and see how far we can get towards the sea — a quiet, steady journey to add to the growing list of trips we never originally intended.

    Footnote – we did indeed return in 2026 for a 3 day journey – see separate post Kayaking the River Great Ouse: 85km from Willington to Ely

    Paddle Logger screenshot of the route taken.   33.8 km paddled, 7 hours 4 minutes paddling time average speed 4.78 km/h

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  • Isle of Bute

    Isle of Bute

    This piece first appeared on the Dull Men’s Club Facebook page, you can read it here I will re-write it into more of a blog post about the trip in due course…

    In my humble opinion, you cannot beat sea kayaking for simple, honest, slow, decent enjoyment.

    My last trip was a classic. Our boats were packed with 12 cans of beer, food and water for 3 days, camping gear, and a change of clothes.

    We found a perfect uninhabited island off the coast of another island (which was itself off the coast of the British Isles). Is that a level 3 recursive island? 

    We camped on a strip of grass, lit a fire, drank beers, and watched satellites, stars, and meteorites.

    On day two, we moved on and found ourselves ahead of schedule. As the sea was still, we decided to cross the mile and a half to yet another island. As we got closer, we were very excited to see that the lighthouse had been abandoned. A huge, rusting winch had started to fall down the cliff, and the outbuildings were collapsing in places. Many of the windows in the keeper’s house were missing their glass. The trees and vegetation looked rather too big for their setting.

    We made our boats safe from the rising tide and climbed the 50 or so steps up the cliff face. The lighthouse must have been very important in its day, as there were several large stone buildings and two large, comfortable houses attached to it. One of the buildings still housed a substantial generator (see photo).

    The house doors were all open, so we took a careful look around. I was fascinated to see a Wilkins-Servis Homepride washing machine complete with mangle. Next to it was a Hotpoint spin dryer. Almost everything else had been removed, aside from the odd bit of brown furniture and a dirty mattress.

    We took a look at the lighthouse itself, and I noticed a rack of batteries the size of a van. It said “Don’t use acid” in bold letters—probably good advice.

    There was no litter or graffiti; I guess the location must act as a big filter. I could have spent all week exploring it, but we had to move on with our plans. We did no damage and loved seeing the place. I have the utmost respect for the men and women who lived and worked there when it was a functioning lighthouse. It was an exceptional privilege to go back in time and see a little of their world.

    The rest of our trip was pleasant and uneventful. Another night camping out, we paddled amongst some porpoises. A perfect antidote to daily stresses and petty concerns—I highly recommend giving it a try.

    Diesel generator - clearly not in use, messy coils of cable laying on the floor.  Walls covered in moss paint peeling.

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